aspio:

playing a game for nostalgia but realizing you’re going to have to fight that boss again

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42 minutes ago via daryldiixon ( source aspio ) with 49,050 notes
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5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

insertfandomreference:

wow what the actual fuck neopets

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

nachoed:

*feels laptop overheating on my lap* she keeps me warm

6 hours ago via daryldiixon ( source loubes ) with 2,434 notes
7 hours ago via roxoah ( source kewlbot ) with 20,459 notes

icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

itsvondell:

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

gorryb:

The 5 Links :”)

© Nintendo & Akira Himekawa(manga)

soradiesinkh3:

kh-memes:

Original

fuck tumblr

musharnali:

 aromantic people are wonderful

demiromantic people are beautiful

grey-aro people are amazing

 lithromantic people are stunning

wtfromantic people are gorgeous

EVERYONE ON THE ARO SPECTRUM IS PERFECT

An asexual with a libido and it's that time of the month

Me: *playing game*
Vagina: hey
Me:
Vagina: hey.
Me: what
Vagina: I want to breed
Me: no
Vagina: let me breeeeed
Me: I said no
Vagina: c'moooon. I want to bear children.
Me: I don't want to. I'm busy.
Vagina: ugh. Come. On. I'm gonna keep annoying you.
Me: fine. Do you have anyone in mind?
Vagina: no
Me: exactly. Now shut up.
Vagina: I want to breed though.
Me: I don't want to. I don't have anyone in mind, neither do you, nor do I have interest in these... things... I don't want to SPAWN a child.
Vagina:
Me:
Vagina: Touch me.
Me: no.
Vagina: why
Me: I'm busy gaming
HW