macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

, #nO #fma

tattooinggothamcity:

'its too hot to wear all black'

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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

, #loz

tangeluh:

George R. R. Martin is a terrible wedding planner.

, #got

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

, #tfios

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

minishcap:

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wow cool

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wow cool

, #yea #loz

catkarth:

that girl you just called a scene? she’s a god damn arms race.

, #fob

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell